Loserz

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Loserz is a webcomic by Erik Schoenek about a guy, a nerd, and a slut.

Loserz is no longer active. Erik Schoenek has moved on to other projects.

[edit] Main cast

Ben Winchester

A dreamer without the best socials skills. He is labeled a dork by the school community and is an outcast as a result, but is generally a nice guy. He has a younger brother who has a crush on Jodie, a mom who listens to liberals on TV too much, and a dad who deliberately made it so that Ben won't have accidental children until his early 30's. Usually when a cute girl, that usually isn't Jodie, comes over to talk to him, he would shout out things like "CHOKE ON MY BONER!" in nervousness, which would usually end with the girl backing up slowly away from him. He has had a crush on the popular girl Jessica since 7th grade until it was revealed that she was a lesbian. Dated a cute girl named Roxy Harden during his family vacation. Roxy is exactly like Jodie, a fact that Ben promptly misses, even when he talks with Jodie as he comes back from vacation.

Eric Remington

Deeply nerdy, with a hat that changes text at will. Along with Ben, he is somewhat of an outcast at school. He enjoys all things nerd and is a fan of things like Star Wars, Star Trek, comic books, Tabletop RPGs, the Lord Of The Rings, video games, and so on. Was once in a relationship with the popular girl Alice before breaking up with her because she didn't trust Jodie.

Jodie Beretta

An easy bisexual party girl and proud of it. She's in a lasting platonic relationship with the two boys. She has no father and a mother who neglects to pay attention to her daughter, but payed more attention to the kitten Jodie once brought home. She's currently in an accidental relationship with Jessica, a nice, popular girl who recently came out of the closet. She assumes if she's a bad enough girlfriend, Jessica would break up with her, Ben then told her she hangs out with guys too much.

[edit] Episode summaries

[edit] Regular Episodes

Usually comics tend to be without much continuity, having small arcs now and then. Strips usually focus on school life and the usual teenage life.

[edit] The Adventures of Max and Cecil: Planet for Sale

The story of a fox named Max and a porcupine named Cecil who conveniently met a pair of aliens as they took a brisk walk. They "sold" planet Earth to them for a lottery ticket. The lottery ticket was the winning lottery ticket for a couple million dollars, which the duo promptly spent. The aliens soon came back under the belief that they own the planet, but one of Max's friends sells him out by drawing their name in the snow and claiming the planet was under his ownership. The martians got mad and blew up the mansion Max and Cecil bought with their winnings.

Max and Cecil are shown to be living in the world of Loserz, not some other cartoon world that was made seperately. They appear to know how to speak English, because everyone in the comic seems to know what they're saying.

[edit] I Made This in One Day

An incredibly surreal comic about Erik making a comic for the 24 Pages in 24 Hours website.

[edit] Memorable Quotes

"See my finger? It says 'fuck you.'" -Jodie

"Choke on my boner!" -Ben

''SPLURGE SPLURGE SPLURGE'' -Ben, Jodie and Eric

"My dick is big for you!" -Ben

"A fork in the eye! I sure do love a fork in the eye!" -Ben

"The SPOON....it speaks to ME...." -Eric

[edit] Trivia

[edit] External links

• Loserz: back and better than ever! Most recent host.

• Loserz Old site. Dead.

• Loserz Archive up to October 2004

• Loserz Forum Tread carefully. Dangerous waters.